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After a week off to explore my spiritual side and reflect, I’ve determined that I’m much more effective with my traditional writing approach: A slightly buzzed Bill Simmons knockoff. I mean I tried to rhyme half of the Haiku’s last week, which I don’t think you’re supposed to do. So my deepest apologies to the…

So I think I misnamed these, my predraft rankings should have been named preseason, preseason should have been named Wk 1, etc etc, and therefore I’m fixing that and calling these the Week 5 rankings because it’s week 5 of the NFL and it just makes more sense. Apple skips a number for the iPhone…

Oh man… lose to the guy I traded away who had his breakout week. Took me until Thursday morning to get over that, and I still might not be (I’m definitely not, gunna complain about it at least twice more in this week’s rankings alone). Jack can I have my CD back? At least we…

Alright folks, we have two astonishing pieces of data to share before we do the rankings. The first, as previously mentioned in our group chat, is that yours truly went 6-0 in the rankings this week. The have’s beat up on the have not… despite rumblings and gripes about 1 -0 teams below 0 –…

Well, week 1 has come and gone and your power ranker has proved he’s a much better power ranker than fantasy football drafter, but more on that later. For now, we are going to celebrate the fact that 4 of the top 6 in the power rankings got the W for the ranking committee. Maybe…

*Posted after the Thursday night game, as will be the standard cadence for the weekly rankings These are the toughest rankings of the year, with little to go on, and none of the votes tallied. And thus the Power Ranking Committee (PRC) will go with gut feel, and perhaps what makes for the funniest assessments.…

#1 Cuppa Tee #2 Sticky Pittman (Sticky + a body part reference is this teams winning formula) #3 Drank with Power #4 Only Fants (I’ll allow it as he drafted him again) #5 I don’t Gano what I’m doing #6 Kicker Greg #7 Jonathon’s Legends #8 Squad d’Biggs #9 Tan Mans #10 Nasty Nick #11…

It is with great pleasure that I present the pre draft power rankings for the 2022 Go Ducks Go Season 1: Harry ButtKupper I don’t like it, you don’t like it, Maggie and Harrison definitely don’t like it… but there is simply no denying that Dr. Wearn is the Bill Belichick of our league. He’s…