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  • Keep on Ranking

    Well, we are back for another year, and my enthusiasm for this column is at an all time low. But, it’s just the right time to refill my passion bucket. A few quick notes before a speed ranking round: Anyways, here are the rankings: #1. Tony Pollard (8th round) – No longer stuck behind Zeke,…

  • Playoffs Baby, Playoffs

    Sure the regular season is important, and if you go 3-11 in the regular season to lock up the Ranker Supreme title for another year then its really important (you are all welcome, this is what I wanted all along). But what matters most in any sport is The Playoffs. You don’t want to find…

  • Week 14 Power Rankings – Regular Season Finale

    Well, we’ve made it, in just a few short days the regular season will be over. This is my 16th post of the year, which feels like it should fulfill the full punishment, but we will see this thing through to the end. I was going to do awards this week, but I’m going to…

  • Week 13 Power Rankings

    Yeah Yeah Yeah… I’m 2 days late, what the hell are you chumps going to do about it? Send a single passive aggressive GIF… Nice Try Geoff, you only got two responses to that. I got 10x as many checks to a website without an updated post yesterday morning… I almost gave myself a bye…

  • Week 12 Power Rankings – Turkey Bowl

    Week 12 Power Rankings – Turkey Bowl

    Does anybody still play in a Turkey Bowl? I think its been since before Luke was born for the last time that I played in one – but I do have fun memories of waking up early thanksgiving morning, very hungover from taking way too many shots at Kell’s with people I only ever saw…

  • Week 11 Rankings

    So I have a confession to make, Elon didn’t actually call me. I know, you are all shocked, but the reality is that it was 10PM last night when I finished doing the things that I actually get paid to do and I just didn’t feel like starting this process. So this week is going…

  • Week 10 Power Rankings

    In order to maintain my essence as a writer, it’s important that every once in a while I take a break and connect with the common man. I mean after all, in just 10 short weeks I’ve established a powerhouse sports blog averaging almost 60 views a week. Week 2 was the highest with 119…

  • Week 9 Power Rankings

    Gentlemen, we have reached halftime week of the fantasy football season, and things are falling into place. We might have a few more gimmicks up our sleeves to get this thing to 2023 (yes I just looked, and week 17 games are on January 1st… seems like a real long time away) but no gimmicks…

  • Week 8 Power Rankings

    It is Wednesday afternoon as I start this post, not late Thursday night, so we are off to a much better start already! Speaking of great starts, HOW ABOUT THOSE PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS!!!? Dame looks amazing, Simons proves that projects are worth it. With all that in mind: Its BLAZERS WEEK – each team will…

  • Week 7 Power Rankings

    It is 10:25PM on Thursday night as I type the first words of this weeks post… I have worked something close to 60 hours already this week. What was once a fun activity has become a true punishment. It’s my own fault for coming out of the gate too hot, just like Jon D did.…